Loser Line

Fuck you!

I'm sitting here journaling about my fantastic fourth of July...what are you loser's doing to make my day better??

Masturbation. It is the art of of providing sexual gratification to ones self. It has existed since humans have understood that in the their hands lies the ability to satisfy. Since the beginning of time humans, especially men, have received some of their most intense orgasms while masturbating. It starts at a very young age and over time masturbation becomes part of some men's regular routine. They start understanding their sexual pleasures and desires and through the art of masturbating attempt to escape reality for a moment to discover a new sexual paradise. Masturbating can be enjoyed by everyone because anyone can do it. Most men masturbate in private to eliminate the embarrassment of reaching their sexual peak alone. (It's also illegal in many places to masturbate in public-lol). Over time several props such as the "pocket pussy" have been created to help intensify the pleasures of masturbating. While there are no set rules for masturbating, everyone can agree...

Yep, it's open...

You should want a bad bitch like this (huh?) Drop it low and pick it up just like this (yeah) Cup of Ace, cup of Goose, cup of Cris High heels, somethin' worth a half a ticket on my wrist (on my wrist) Takin' all the liquor straight, never chase that (never) Rooftop like we bringin' '88 back (what?) Bring the hooks in, where the bass at? Champagne spillin', you should taste that I'm so fancy You already know I'm in the fast lane From L.A. to Tokyo I'm so fancy Can't you taste this gold? Remember my name 'Bout to blow

your new theme song. You're a loser. Prove how big of one. yes, for reals. Your Goddess awaits. Meija