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Nothing like having a loser worship my ass and feet while I get paid for it. From Urban Dictionary: foot fetish The pure admiration or sexual attraction of barefeet. Usually pertaining to men who can become sexually aroused from the sight of any part of women's feet(including, toes, arches and soles. Ass worship: Ass worship Ass worship, clearly, in worship of the female ass. This practice is usually done when the male buries his face into the luscious ass, enjoying the ass cheeks pressing against his face. There are a few types of ass worship. 1) The Sandwich: This first method of this step is to have the female lying on her stomach, her ass upwards. The man will proceed to bury his face into the ass. Optional: Someone else will push his face harder into the ass. 2) Against the Wall: A man sits up against a wall and a female backs her ass into his face, making sure her ass is completely smothering his face. 3) The Crab: This position is difficult to describe. The man lies

PORTLAND, OREGON Oregon couple Stephen and Shirley Brill are part of growing fetish subculture who love “mastication play,” the chewing up and expelling of foodstuffs onto the human body, particularly the genitals. Often, mastication play ends up in “dirty sex” with the subject masticated foodstuffs involved. “This has been a part of our lives for almost a decade,” said Shirley. “But we’re ready to go out to eat.” The two have had meals together at home every night for the last six years. “We’re ready to evolve our relationship to the next level. We’re going out to dinner.” “Expelling chewed food in public is a social taboo,” said Stephen Brill. “So we prefer to stay home. Unfortunately, we’re missing out on a whole other aspect of our lives.” The two are ready to enjoy a night out in a restaurant. “We spent weeks figuring out where we wanted to go. We’ve decided on Macaroni Grill,” said Stephen. “The food is purported to be amazing,” Shirley said. “Yelp gives it great reviews. An

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I'm sitting here journaling about my fantastic fourth of July...what are you loser's doing to make my day better??