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get a note from a loser...

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From: arris23 Subject: loser Date: Oct 17, 2015 05:39 PM hi, im a loser i tried calling you, do you humilate losers? ********** Answer: no you fucking hump. I thought I'd create a loser line to praise all of you one minute wanters, fin domme addicts and general douchebags! FFS you dipstick, just call!

Fun first call of the day...

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Nothing like having a loser worship my ass and feet while I get paid for it. From Urban Dictionary: foot fetish The pure admiration or sexual attraction of barefeet. Usually pertaining to men who can become sexually aroused from the sight of any part of women's feet(including, toes, arches and soles. Ass worship: Ass worship Ass worship, clearly, in worship of the female ass. This practice is usually done when the male buries his face into the luscious ass, enjoying the ass cheeks pressing against his face. There are a few types of ass worship. 1) The Sandwich: This first method of this step is to have the female lying on her stomach, her ass upwards. The man will proceed to bury his face into the ass. Optional: Someone else will push his face harder into the ass. 2) Against the Wall: A man sits up against a wall and a female backs her ass into his face, making sure her ass is completely smothering his face. 3) The Crab: This position is difficult to describe. The man lies

Mastication masturbation

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PORTLAND, OREGON Oregon couple Stephen and Shirley Brill are part of growing fetish subculture who love “mastication play,” the chewing up and expelling of foodstuffs onto the human body, particularly the genitals. Often, mastication play ends up in “dirty sex” with the subject masticated foodstuffs involved. “This has been a part of our lives for almost a decade,” said Shirley. “But we’re ready to go out to eat.” The two have had meals together at home every night for the last six years. “We’re ready to evolve our relationship to the next level. We’re going out to dinner.” “Expelling chewed food in public is a social taboo,” said Stephen Brill. “So we prefer to stay home. Unfortunately, we’re missing out on a whole other aspect of our lives.” The two are ready to enjoy a night out in a restaurant. “We spent weeks figuring out where we wanted to go. We’ve decided on Macaroni Grill,” said Stephen. “The food is purported to be amazing,” Shirley said. “Yelp gives it great reviews. An

Drained Dry in the morning

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call a phone sex...and whine like a boss?

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look inside your tiny little mind!

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Fuck you!

hey there losers

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I'm sitting here journaling about my fantastic fourth of July...what are you loser's doing to make my day better??

Guided stroking!

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Masturbation. It is the art of of providing sexual gratification to ones self. It has existed since humans have understood that in the their hands lies the ability to satisfy. Since the beginning of time humans, especially men, have received some of their most intense orgasms while masturbating. It starts at a very young age and over time masturbation becomes part of some men's regular routine. They start understanding their sexual pleasures and desires and through the art of masturbating attempt to escape reality for a moment to discover a new sexual paradise. Masturbating can be enjoyed by everyone because anyone can do it. Most men masturbate in private to eliminate the embarrassment of reaching their sexual peak alone. (It's also illegal in many places to masturbate in public-lol). Over time several props such as the "pocket pussy" have been created to help intensify the pleasures of masturbating. While there are no set rules for masturbating, everyone can agree

Call me!

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Yep, it's open...